I Live Science - Live in Amsterdam

by Tudósok

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Bad Taste Records 2005

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released January 1, 2005

drMáriás - szöveg, ének, trombita, szaxofon, Endrei Dávid - basszusgitár, Jeli Gergely - dob

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Tudósok Budapest, Hungary

Legendary Hungarian jazz-punk-experimental band originally formed in Yugoslavia

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Track Name: Save as
the fireman sets fire to himself
the policeman arrests his burning friend
the priest undersses and starts singing around
while a postman is hitting him with a brick on the ground

the world has gone crazy
people have gone crazy
save me as anything else
save me as

the chef cuts off his left hand with his right one
and fries it as a happy animal-protector
he keeps a man in his home instead of a dog
and teaches him barking from through the telephone

the officer attacks his psychiatrist friend
witha a paper sword to make him go
and the psychiatrist jumps through the window
just to help his patients flow

the politician sells his own child
to buy a new car and breaks away
but soon his mates reach him
and start pushing him into his back
Track Name: Coatbirds
we are coatbirds
with paperwings
trunk heads
steam legs

we are coatbirds
with coat-lungs
moaning shirts
speaking hats

we are standing on roofs
swallowing sunrays
we are taking off the ground
gathering in the sky

we are one black flag
a huge moaning coat
lightning with heat
from the inside
Track Name: Pretty woman
the pretty woman is looking into the mirror
and sees only herself
I am waving from the back
as a Roumanian partizan
so that she would see me
but she doesn’t

I get closer to her
and start talking about philosophy
car-mechanics, tennis and flying
so that she would see me
but she doesn’t
ahe see only herself and kisses the mirror

I stand behind her
and start taking off her pants
I pull down my sports-shorts
and push myself into her
moving happily forward
moving quicker and quicker
and after I have finished
I stand in front of her and look up into her eyes
so that she would see me
but she doesn’t
she only sees herself and kisses the mirror
Track Name: Feminist
I am a feminist because I love women
And I actually love two at the same time
One is a 14 year old, a real panther
With exploding eyes and a crazy mind
And I love her, I am really in love with her

The other is a 58 year old women
Beautiful, honest, full of soft pillows,
With a smelly mouth and hairgrips on her head
But I love her, because she is beautiful
Always pumping food into me

And I cant make up my mind which women to choose
But I must chose one, because a real feminist loves only one.

Finally I make up my mind
And chose the the 14 year old
And push her through the window
And then chose the 58 year old
And push her through the window too
And then I jump through the windom too
Because I am a feminist, a real feminist
And I love women
pushing through the window
Track Name: Cross-breeding
all living are being
all the time crossed
with nails with wood
with nails with wood
especially wooden crosses
cross-breeding cross-breeding cross-breeding
whole life is a cross-breeding

and cross-breed the elephants
with zebras, zebras with monkeys,
monkeys with fish, and fish with cars
and cars with planes, and the planes with sunrays
cross-breeding cross-breeding cross-breeding
whole life is a cross-breeding

and please do crossbreed me too
with trees, elephants and clowds
cars, planes or flowers,
or the night, the water or the sand
just please do not with humans
just please do not with humans
Track Name: My Head Is My Favourite Cupboard
my head is my favourite cupboard
this is where I pour the water the wine
this is where I put the bread and pie

my head is my favourite cupboard
here I feel the days are passing
here are all the worries sitting
they are with my tiny hopes dancing

my head is my favourite cupboard
where I put all the things from the world
and when it gets full with all the junk
I womit it all out in a shopping mall
Track Name: Don't Steal The Bible
don’t steal the bible
from your hotel room
because it is german, but you will understand it
its in chech but you will you will understand
it is in russian but you will you will understand

don’t steal the bible
from your hotel room
steal the mirror, the tap,
the soap, the TV,
the radio, the cupboard,
the window, the door, the walls
but don’t steal the bible from your hotel room

don’t steal the bible
from your hotel room
beacuse you will anyway
get an empty one at leaving
with you name on it
that you will understand
which you will clearly understand
Track Name: I Want To Be A Child
its bad to be an adult
its boring being adult
I want to be a child
I must become a child
I want to jump out of the window
I want to smash you in the head
I don’t want to eat this
I don’t want to be this
I want to be a child
I want to be a child
I understand your problem
I am really concerned about your problem
I worry about your problem
I don’t give a shit about your problem.

I don’t want to be serious,
Only jolly delirious,
I want to be a child, I want to be a child!!!
Track Name: Automatic
my ear is automatic
my eye is automatic
my brain is automatic
my dreams are automatic

automatic automatic
everything is automatic

my arm is automatic
my leg is automatic
my hopes are automatic
my enemies are automatic

automatic automatic
everything is automatic

the life is automatic
the death is automatic
the nothing is automatic
Nothing is automatic

automatic automatic
everything is automatic