I Live Science - Live in Amsterdam

by Tudósok

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Save as 04:03
the fireman sets fire to himself the policeman arrests his burning friend the priest undersses and starts singing around while a postman is hitting him with a brick on the ground the world has gone crazy people have gone crazy save me as anything else save me as the chef cuts off his left hand with his right one and fries it as a happy animal-protector he keeps a man in his home instead of a dog and teaches him barking from through the telephone the officer attacks his psychiatrist friend witha a paper sword to make him go and the psychiatrist jumps through the window just to help his patients flow the politician sells his own child to buy a new car and breaks away but soon his mates reach him and start pushing him into his back
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Coatbirds 04:19
we are coatbirds with paperwings trunk heads steam legs we are coatbirds with coat-lungs moaning shirts speaking hats we are standing on roofs swallowing sunrays we are taking off the ground gathering in the sky we are one black flag a huge moaning coat lightning with heat from the inside
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Pretty woman 03:57
the pretty woman is looking into the mirror and sees only herself I am waving from the back as a Roumanian partizan so that she would see me but she doesn’t I get closer to her and start talking about philosophy car-mechanics, tennis and flying so that she would see me but she doesn’t ahe see only herself and kisses the mirror I stand behind her and start taking off her pants I pull down my sports-shorts and push myself into her moving happily forward moving quicker and quicker and after I have finished I stand in front of her and look up into her eyes so that she would see me but she doesn’t she only sees herself and kisses the mirror
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Feminist 03:28
I am a feminist because I love women And I actually love two at the same time One is a 14 year old, a real panther With exploding eyes and a crazy mind And I love her, I am really in love with her The other is a 58 year old women Beautiful, honest, full of soft pillows, With a smelly mouth and hairgrips on her head But I love her, because she is beautiful Always pumping food into me And I cant make up my mind which women to choose But I must chose one, because a real feminist loves only one. Finally I make up my mind And chose the the 14 year old And push her through the window And then chose the 58 year old And push her through the window too And then I jump through the windom too Because I am a feminist, a real feminist And I love women pushing through the window
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Suicide Man 03:00
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all living are being all the time crossed with nails with wood with nails with wood especially wooden crosses cross-breeding cross-breeding cross-breeding whole life is a cross-breeding and cross-breed the elephants with zebras, zebras with monkeys, monkeys with fish, and fish with cars and cars with planes, and the planes with sunrays cross-breeding cross-breeding cross-breeding whole life is a cross-breeding and please do crossbreed me too with trees, elephants and clowds cars, planes or flowers, or the night, the water or the sand just please do not with humans just please do not with humans
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my head is my favourite cupboard this is where I pour the water the wine this is where I put the bread and pie my head is my favourite cupboard here I feel the days are passing here are all the worries sitting they are with my tiny hopes dancing my head is my favourite cupboard where I put all the things from the world and when it gets full with all the junk I womit it all out in a shopping mall
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don’t steal the bible from your hotel room because it is german, but you will understand it its in chech but you will you will understand it is in russian but you will you will understand don’t steal the bible from your hotel room steal the mirror, the tap, the soap, the TV, the radio, the cupboard, the window, the door, the walls but don’t steal the bible from your hotel room don’t steal the bible from your hotel room beacuse you will anyway get an empty one at leaving with you name on it that you will understand which you will clearly understand
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its bad to be an adult its boring being adult I want to be a child I must become a child I want to jump out of the window I want to smash you in the head I don’t want to eat this I don’t want to be this I want to be a child I want to be a child I understand your problem I am really concerned about your problem I worry about your problem I don’t give a shit about your problem. I don’t want to be serious, Only jolly delirious, I want to be a child, I want to be a child!!!
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Automatic 02:59
my ear is automatic my eye is automatic my brain is automatic my dreams are automatic automatic automatic everything is automatic my arm is automatic my leg is automatic my hopes are automatic my enemies are automatic automatic automatic everything is automatic the life is automatic the death is automatic the nothing is automatic Nothing is automatic automatic automatic everything is automatic
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Bad Taste Records 2005

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released January 1, 2005

drMáriás - szöveg, ének, trombita, szaxofon, Endrei Dávid - basszusgitár, Jeli Gergely - dob

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Tudósok Budapest, Hungary

Legendary Hungarian jazz-punk-experimental band originally formed in Yugoslavia

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